Other things Cooper has learned how to do

1. Change the settings of our television to display in French.
2. Program the clock on our television. (Geekboy's reaction: "There's a clock on the television?")
3. Beep the horn on his truck.
4. A lot.
5. Push the pillow off of the couch onto the floor so he can slide off headfirst onto the pillow and not hurt himself.
   

I've had a miserable head cold the last few days, so it's nice to know that he can entertain himself so well.

Things Cooper has learned how to do

1. Turn the TV off.
2. And on.
3. And off and on.
4. And off and on and off and on and off and on and off.
5. And on and off and on.
6. And off.

Watching Wimbledon like this was interesting. I only got to see one person playing. It was like watching them hit balls against a wall.

Things I have done today which endangered my own life

1. Bathed the cat

I think one item on this list is sufficient.

Shopping list of a dissertating momma

1. Kid-safe sunscreen
2. Swim diapers
3. Wading pool
4. Can of sliced olives
5. Four reams of paper

Welcome to my life. Oh, the olives are for pasta salad, because it's too hot to cook here.