Other things Cooper has learned how to do

1. Change the settings of our television to display in French.
2. Program the clock on our television. (Geekboy's reaction: "There's a clock on the television?")
3. Beep the horn on his truck.
4. A lot.
5. Push the pillow off of the couch onto the floor so he can slide off headfirst onto the pillow and not hurt himself.
   

I've had a miserable head cold the last few days, so it's nice to know that he can entertain himself so well.