What I Would Have Done This Morning if Employed by a Democratic Ad Agency

1. Turned on the news and said, "He nominated who?!?!"
2. Freaked out. A lot.
3. Read Palin's bio a bit more.
4. Calmed down.
5. Got to work creating a commercial depicting Palin as a cross between Dick Cheney and Dan Quayle. Married to Larry the Cable Guy. End it with a more creative tag line than "Is this really who you want an old guy's heartbeat away from the White House?" (This is why I do not work for an ad agency)
6. Gone out for drinks on an expense account.