When no response seems sufficient

A lady from my church asked me today how Cooper was doing "without having a mother during the day" and then went on to say "he must be bonding with his new Mother at the daycare." I was so floored I didn't even have a comeback. I have spent the afternoon coming up with witty responses of various levels of rudeness.

And, seriously, nobody says a child doesn't have a father because the dad works, so don't say that I'm not his mother just because he is going to daycare during the day. So back off, lady, and keep your judgmentalism to yourself.