Sweet dreams are (not) made of this

You know how sometimes things happen in dreams, and then you wake up, and you aren't sure if they really happened or if you are just dreaming?

So, the Queen of England is trying to convince Switzerland to support her plan to make the US give Alaska to her and the Russians, because it's not culturally American anyway. She had maps and stuff.

Waking up from that one was a doozy. It was like last night's march of nations was a reminder of all the countries she used to own, so she decided she was going to do something about that.

Giving Alaska to the Canadians would be entertaining politically, though.