Saturday, December 17, 2011

My take on a Christmas Classic

It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Professor Version

It's the most wonderful time of the year!
With the students appealing the grades they're receiving, 
"What's with this F?"
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

It's the hap-happiest season of all!

The finals aren't graded, the faculty's jaded,
And students I've not seen since fall!
It's the hap-happiest season of all!


There'll be stories of sickness

And grandmas who've kicked it
And slide-offs into the snow.
Academic suspension and
Scholarship tension and
Homework from long, long ago!


It's the most wonderful time of the year
My patience is fading,

I'll finish my grading
When students aren't here!
It's the most wonderful time of the year!


There'll be technology crashes
And tears on the lashes,
And deadlines that they didn't know.
The roommate's psychotic,
The boyfriend's hypnotic and
He just would not let her goooooooo!


It's the most wonderful time of the year
There is much celebrating 

I've finished my grading 
And I'm on my break! It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time of the year!



Honestly, I love about 99% of my students.  And I love the other 1% because it's a commandment. Every once in a while, I just have to write a song. It's who I am.

1 comments:

Jen said...

Late to the game, but this was awesome!

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